- Boy: You mean, you’re not making out with anyone?
- Girl: Nobody :(
- Boy: But you’re too cute not to be making out with anyone…
- Girl: So…you think i’m cute?
- Boy: As if you couldn’t tell :)
- Girl: But you don’t like girls like me, you like hardcore girls, not pansy girls like me
- Boy: Well you’re pretty :)
- Girl: I didn’t think you like me cause I assumed you were just always flirtatious like that
- Boy: I am. But I always step it up a notch with girls I wanna make out with
- Girl: Well how am I supposed to tell the difference?
- Boy: Let me clarify it then- Making out with you would be fun :)
- ——-AFTER THE FIRST DATE———
- Girl: When do I get to see you again? Is tomorrow still good?
- Boy: I believe it is
- Girl: What shall we do?
- Boy: Whatever you want. It’s your day :)
- Girl: No see it doesn’t work like that. We don’t take turns!
- Boy: But i’m boring and i’ll just suggest we come back to my place
- Girl: But you *know* that is what I want :b